Sunday, 19 June 2011

First day at my new job

I am making preparations for my first day in my new job. It feels a little bit like starting at a new school... ironed my shirt, polished my shoes, got my pens and pencils ready, hoping I don't get bullied... and so on. Do I bring an apple for my boss? Will I know where to sit? When can I eat my sandwiches?

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  1. tom20 June 2011 at 01:18

    Ask lots of questions like "how much breaktime do I get?", "how soon can I take a holiday?", "how many sick days am I entitled to?", "do you always press charges for embezzlement?"

    Asking questions shows initiative.

    Oh, and don't look at the table. Good luck!

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  2. James20 June 2011 at 21:23

    It was an excellent first day. I have brought home so much stationery that I don't know where to put it all. It is a perk, isn't it?

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  3. tom21 June 2011 at 05:21

    It certainly is. Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, Brian took several suitcases filled with copier paper back from Singapore. After all, you've to economise when you get the chance.

    Imagine how he laughed when he found out his excess luggage bill was £13,450

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