I just have to tell you...

...that I have just enjoyed the most delicious piece of smoked mackerel ever. It wasn't the really fresh-fresh sort - straight out of a smoking shed in Arbroath or anything like that. But, it was still the 'fresh' vacuum packed fish from Sainsbury's and it just melted in the mouth. Mmm mmm!

I simply had the mackerel with two chunky slices of seeded wholemeal bread. As meals go, it's hardly Gordon Ramsey, but what a taste. If you do nothing else today, get yourself down to anywhere that sells smoked mackerel and get stuck in (pay for it first - not doing so can cause a scene and may lead to arrest).