Friday, 13 May 2011

If I ruled the world

An occasional series exploring what I would do if I was bigger and more important than everybody else. We all dream of being tyrannical despots. This is one way I would exercise unrestrained power...


The vicar at the end of my street. He looks like a vicar. What was he thinking of?

Balding, glasses, boring-looking...

It simply shouldn't be allowed. I would ban all stereotypical vicars from actually becoming vicars. I know that all right-thinking people would agree with me - but frankly, if I am a tyrannical despot, then I don't care what anyone thinks. What I say, goes. Get over it!

Vicars that look like vicars. Go on, sling your hook!

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