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The four hundred and thirteen thousandth University Boat Race took place on the River Thames today. Thousands and tens of people gathered on the banks of the capital's river to cheer on the two teams with which each and every spectator has an unbreakable connection.

The teams approach the starting line - Old Harry's Pie Shoppe in Tooting

Oxfordshire University locked horns with Cambridgeshire University in the annual contest between american students studying makeshift degrees at the two ancient seats of learning. The capital was abuzz with excitement with most locals backing Oxfordshire to win the battle. Vicky Eel-pie and her husband Arthur were cheering on the local boy Hal P. Rickenbacker IV, a 6'12" oarsman rowing for the blues.

The Eel-pies

"Hal is a local boy", explained Vicky, pointing out that the Connecticut oarsman was born closest to the race venue. "We cockneys like to cheer on our own", continued Arthur, "we're with Oxfordshire all the way." "Like many people in the country, we have a deep interest in the outcome of this race because of the profound connection we feel with these two elitist institutions. I may not know anybody who has ever been to either university, but I'm sure I've heard of them both".

The tower of Mortlake Brewery stands proudly on the horizon

The bookies were backing the blues all the way too. "We have the blues at 37/19 on," said Euler Prime, a bookie who has covered the race for nearly two years. "One of these teams is bound to win, delighting the massive crowds in the process. Whether your team wins or not, it is a celebration of britishness".

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The result has just been received and the 'Blues' have won the race again. Congratulations the 'Blues'.