Sunday 24 April 2011

Oh Dear! They no friendly no more

Wow! Steady on there, little Nick. You guys are supposed to be friends. There's no need to go making such a to-do. If you keep this up, there's no telling how this will end.

There there, little one. Calm down.

Little Nicky is not happy with Big Dave. It's all over this AV thing. Apparently, Dave has said some stuff and L'il Nick thinks he's all lying and things and now they are all like fighting and stuff. Because if there is one thing our Nicky cannot abide, it is a bit of the old fibbing. Breaking promises, he can live with. Crapping on people, he can dig. But telling porkies is just not his bag.

What started out as a beautiful friendship seems to be dissolving before our very eyes. It really is so sad. But one can sort of understand Little Nick's point of view. If he doesn't win this AV thing, he's going to be a bit of a 'Post Turtle' - very nice looking for the coalition, but pretty useless and going nowhere.

 Post Turtle Nick - Useless

I suspect that these guys are set for a mighty big fall-out. I mean, if Little Nicky goes to the party but comes home without any presents, none of his friends are going to be very happy. They are waiting for him to bring home some new toys to play with. Now they just think that Big Dave is using him - stringing him along. And they would probably be right. I can envisage a time, very soon, when there will be a forced evacuation of toys from a certain person's perambulator and someone will be taking their ball home.

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